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Post by noslackline on Feb 13, 2019 15:43:13 GMT -5
A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
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Post by fishnfool on Feb 13, 2019 15:47:13 GMT -5
Hahaha
Thanks I needed that!
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Post by finatic on Feb 13, 2019 18:47:51 GMT -5
That's good Pete.
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Post by Ol Mucky on Feb 13, 2019 20:39:31 GMT -5
Good one
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Post by outtadblue on Feb 13, 2019 21:53:16 GMT -5
Made my night! Thanks
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2019 14:09:27 GMT -5
Awesome!! Thank you for sharing !!
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Post by Twisted on Feb 14, 2019 14:44:49 GMT -5
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Post by Ol Mucky on Feb 15, 2019 15:12:34 GMT -5
After graduating HS, The Little rascals were attending a recruitment interview for a single job opening at the local library. Times were tough and jobs scarce, the job would help greatly.
The head librarian was unconvinced the applicants had the necessary education to fulfill the library’s needs and with so many applicants she opted to give them a quiz The first one correct would win the job.
All they had to do was spell a word correctly and use it in a sentence.
The librarian announced the word was: dictate.
Wanting the job badly, Spanky raised his hand first The librarian said “ok Spanky, go ahead” Spanky says: “Dictate. D -I- T- A- T- E. Dictate” The teacher replied “no sorry that’s incorrect”
Alfalfa quickly raised his hand and the librarian called upon hm. The librarian said “go ahead alfalfa” Alfalfa said, “Dictate. D-I-C-T-A-I-T. Dictate” She replied “no sorry that’s not correct either”
As she suspected the group of applicants appeared lost. She asked for anyone else
Buckwheat hesitantly raised his hand and the teacher called upon him “Buckwheat, the word is dictate”
Buckwheat cleared his throat and said: “Dictate. D-I-C-T-A-T-E. Dictate”
The librarian replied “Yes!! Now please use it in a sentence”
Buckwheat replied,”Darla, how my dictate last night?”
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Post by outtadblue on Feb 15, 2019 22:11:32 GMT -5
Ole mucky with a good one!!!
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Post by finatic on Feb 15, 2019 23:04:31 GMT -5
The Little Rascals, dam loved that sh!t as a kid growing up. In the messed up world we live in today they would not even run that show any more.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2019 9:41:07 GMT -5
That’s funny, it’s sad that I shouldn’t be saying that but it’s funny!
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